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October 12th, 2011 at 3:40PM

toptumbles:

The World according to Americans

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October 12th, 2011 at 3:33PM

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October 12th, 2011 at 3:33PM

When your friend makes a bad joke

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October 12th, 2011 at 3:33PM

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October 12th, 2011 at 3:33PM

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yanagoya:

The way Thor lolz at Tony is hilarious., XDD

I love how Tony and Steve are just circling each other like two lions trying to assert their dominance. Meanwhile Thor’s over there like “Ha, you two are so cute with your tiny muscles and mortal bodies. Someone make me a sandwich!”

I’ll reblog for that comment because sandwich!

HAHAHAH! Sandwich!

I like to think Thor has no idea what is going on - “silly mortals, I have no clue what their saying with these strange words but I find it funny!”

Awkward golden retriever standing there in the corner while mommy and daddy argue. “I CAN HAS WALK NOW PLZ? LEASH IS OVER THERE. ALSO FEED ME. POPTARTS PLZTHX.”